Lord (Queen) of the Flies.

Number of flies encountered today:
Last night - 2
grew to - 5
killed - 3
ended up going to bed with - 4 (apparently they got laid and had babies that grew up way fast)
this morning - 5
before Chinatown - 10
after I got bk - 7
went to go get bug spray - 7
after a hour of the EPIC BATTLE b/w Raid, Me, and those mother"fliers" - ZERO.

I am Queen and shall never lose.
I hope my roommate appreciates this.